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We are pretty scared pussies. Human contact is a thing we don't really understand. So if you would like to ask us a question, invite us to a private party at your smelly house, insult us, or basically just want to say hi
(you know, whatever), please insert your bullshit in this inhuman contact box.
We will make sure one of us will reply and send you a downloadable cookie with delicious milk.
If your computer is NOT upgraded for downloadable fluids or njammy cookies, we will NOT
be responsible for possible damage.
And seriously, if so, get yourself a decent computer. Dude.

Or maybe you can find us in one of
the dirty corners of the world wide web...

Ever since the great depression in 1929, unemployed prostitutes had tried to figure out an honest way to earn money. Several years later, some guy in the army of the USA came up with the following idea;
American soldiers were sent to the battlefront, in order to kill anything alive (little did they know their
mission was highly unnecessary). While those brave wankers were fucking up other cultures,
they had no contact with their homefront. Some fulfilled their needs by using helpless monkeys,
others used their spare time to surf the internet, searching for hot prostitutes the American government had hired for them. Today, the internet is the unlimited playground for anyone with a useless interest.

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