ABOUT WHAT!?
MAKE LOVE TO THE BEAT / PUSH BUTTONS / SING A TUNE / FEEL THAT VIBE
PLAY IT / PLAY IT ONCE MORE / YOU HAVE MADE OUR FAVOURITE PIZZA, BABY.

BIOGRAPHY

PRINS FOKKER

Prins Fokker grew up in a town that lost its name & location. In 1766 the Board of Very Attractive Circus Mobsters declared his hometown to be banished from encyclopedia all over the world. The only thing Prins Fokker could take with him as a souvenir was a piece of lemon cake. It's being exhibited at the Museum of Grand & Historical Cakes, just around your corner. According to credulous rumors, Fokker exchanged his virginity for a nice cup of coffee. His favorite food is Baby filled with red Port.
He is 7 years old.
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WHATEVERFRIEND

Whateverfriend, born in the ASU (Abused State Of Uranus) is more of a quiet type, although he gives most input regarding the occupations of these two together. He can be your best friend but he can also be your worst enemy. He likes to make out with Prins Fokker in public places. He's not in love with him, but he's in love with the thought that it might as well be possible and he likes to provoke so people can realize how stupid and ugly they are inside.
His favorite word is, guess what: Whatever.



PRINS FOKKER + WHATEVERFRIEND LIKE


One Another
Music + Beat for Dancing
Classical Music for Inspiration
Coffee
Summer Time
All White Drinks
Vanilla Pudding
Girls
Boys
Performing
Theatre
Life on Stage
Minimalistic Architecture
Fashion
Italy
Pasta dishes
Insulting stupid People
Eyeliner
Scars
Good oneliners
Smell of Dry, Hot Wood
(Russian) Photography
Moustaches
Serenity at Times
Creating Jealousy
Being Jealous
Being a know-it-all


PRINS FOKKER + WHATEVERFRIEND DISLIKE

Know-it-alls
Negative People
Headaches / Hangovers
All forms of racism
Ugly t-shirts
Stupid Oneliners
'Funny' postcards & gifts
Jokes (especially with a story line & a clue)
People standing in the doorway
Sub Marines

FAQ

(JESSICA:) "HOW CAN I DATE PRINS FOKKER OR WHATEVERFRIEND?"
First of all, you can not date but one of them. You take them together, or you move on and get a real boyfriend.
You can try by sending tons of naked pictures. Girls & boys are both welcome.
Second, PF+W never pay for dinner when it was a boring date, so keep that in mind.

(LINDSAY:) "I REALLY REALLY HATE PF+W, HOW CAN I SORTA LIKE.. TELL THEM?"
You can try telling them in the face. To avoid public humiliation, use the contact box.

(GIORGIO:) "IS IT POSSIBLE TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES OUT OF THEIR PRIVATE COLLECTION?"
If you name a pair of attractive numbers, it is discussable. Otherwise, you can NOT.

(LINDSAY:) "IF YOU REALLY REALLY HATE PF+W, BUT JUST ACT LIKE THAT TO HIDE THE FACT YOU SECRETLY ADORE THEM, HOW CAN I SORTA LIKE.. TELL THEM?"
Use the contact box.


IF THESE VERY IMPORTANT ANSWERS DO NOT SATISFY YOU,
JUST USE THE CONTACT BOX TO ASK YOUR Q.

RANDOMNESS

- Do you have any pets?
Yes, We have a cat named Gypsy.
- Name three things that are physically close to you.
Ourkeyboards, a mirror cabinet, some girl's red sweater.
- Who tells the best jokes?
Ricky Gervais.
- Are you or were you a good student?
We were absolute roll models...
- Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Yes, boots & sunglasses.
- Do you like the smell of gasoline?
From a great distance or when the sun is shining real hard.
- What's your favorite invention?
Pasta.
- Are you good at guessing?
We're good in estimating.
- Would you ever go skydiving?
Not our cup o' tea, but never say never.
- What's the worst injury you have had?
A broken clavicle (it didn't really hurt though)
Maybe we'll stick to scary lung malfunctions when we were little...
- What's the last movie you saw?
The Virgin of Juárez.
- What's your favorite day?
Wetnessday. No, it's no typo.
- Where were you when you heard about 9/11?
In a gym center in Antwerp watching tv (so much for gym. HA!)
- Do you have any obsessions right now?
We're pretty neurotic in perfectly defining certain feelings.
- Have you ever sat on a roof?
Yes, as much as possible. Love it.
- Name three things in this world you dislike:
Brats, racism & ugly clothing.
- Name three people in this world you dislike:
Bono, Dr. Phil & Willem Dafoe.
- Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?
Rather not.
- What occupation do you find sexy?
You will have to be an artist or a teacher :)
- Would you ever get your nipples pierced?
Hell no.
- What is your least favorite type op alcohol?
Beer or aftershave.
- Did you ever have tea parties when you were young?
We hope so!
- Have you ever shaved someone before?
Yes, actually, yes...
- What is your favorite line from a movie?
We only like good conversations in films, we really really hate quirky oneliners.
Maybe we'll change this answer one day...
- What would you never name one of your children?
Prins Fokker.
- What is the lowest grade you ever received on a report card?
As far as we remember, 17% on physics.
- Do you use tobacco products?
Yes m'am.
- What magazine do you read or look through most often?
We tend to read some cultural stuff and other random bullshit.
- What style of house would you like to live in?
Tricky... depends on how we'd like to be inspired at that time.
Sometimes very baroque, other times, as minimalistic as possible.
So, in the end, I'm afraid it'll be very eclectic...
- Would you ever date someone with a differect skin color than you?
Yes.
- If you had to lose one of your body parts, what would it be?
How dumb must one be to 'lose' a body part? I'll tell you whenever I do...
- How are you?
Fine, thank you.
- Where do you like to be the most?
On our asses, in the sun, headphones on.
- What's your favorite movie?
Ehr... first in mind: The Dreamers.
- What's the first thing you look for in a girl/guy?
The way out.
- What are you listening to right now?
Muleta - Calexico.
- Why did you last get upset?
Thinking about Princess Bitchface Syndrome.
- What's the favorite thing in your bedroom?
The structure.
- When was the last time you lied?
We just sang "I ain't no hollabck girl" but we're not quite sure 'bout that...

Sometimes...
You just need: a smoke.
You want: a quiet place.
You like to: dress up like someone else.
All it takes: is just a look in my eyes, missy!
You picture: ourselves being painted whilst sitting on a horse, smoking a fag.
You wish: stupid people making heavy faceplants.
You find: "I find" sounding better rather than "I think".
It's nice: to have a tasty dish o' pasta.
It hurts: to masturbate more than 10 times a day?
You sleep: better in most awkward positions.
You like to watch: snapshots and fragment photography.
You feel: very very hot, like steaming inside, none-sexual.
You really: can't control our bodies.